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#2003 7"x16"
$19.95
So maybe it's not
HOME SWEET HOME
...Adjust!
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#1909 9 ½"x12"
$19.95
If you're smoking in here you'd better be on Fire!
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#4050 14"x11" $19.95
If
MOM
ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
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#3080 11"x14"
19.95
Harassing the cook will definitely result in smaller portions.
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#2475 7"x16"
$19.95
Sit long.
Talk much.
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#2210 11"x14"
$19.95
A messy home is a sign of character.
(You should see the characters who live here!)
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#2472 7"x16"
$19.95
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after 3 days.
-Ben Franklin
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#2375 7"x16"
$19.95
BE NICE
OR
GET OUT!
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#2466 7"x16"
$19.95
HELP WANTED:
SEE MOM
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#3078
11"x14" 29.95
Personalized Your Name
Taxi Service
Open 24 hours - Pick up & delivery
Advance Notice Appreciated
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#2473 7"x16"
$19.95
The early bird
gets his own breakfast.
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#1422 11"x14"
$19.95
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
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#1352 7"x16"
$19.95
RETIREMENT:
TWICE AS MUCH HUSBAND -
HALF AS MUCH MONEY.
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#2730 7"x16"
$19.95
OLD AGE IS NOT FOR SISSIES.
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#2587 7"x16"
$19.95
SCREW
the Golden Years
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#1351 9 ½"x12"
$19.95
I'm not over the hill.
I'm just on the back nine.
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#2586 7"x16"
$19.95
Old age and treachery always triumph over youth and skill.
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#1417 11"x14"
$19.95
If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better
care of myself.
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#2718 11"x14"
$19.95
This is a classy joint.
Act respectable.
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#2464 7"x16"
$19.95
Warning!!!
You are about to enter a teenage zone.
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#2724 7"x16" $19.95
Keep this kitchen clean.
EAT OUT
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#2722 7"x16"
$19.95
My other home is in Tahiti.
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#2715 11"x14"
$19.95
God Bless This Mess
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#2723 7"x16" $19.95
My other home is in Paris.
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#323 Key Rack 7"x18" $29.95
Do Yourself A Favor
KEYS
Hang Them Here
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#3101 11.5"x11" $31.95
(ADDRESS PLAQUE)
Personalized
Your House Number and Name
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#337 7"x18" $19.95
Never, But Never Question The
COOK'S
Judgement
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#2915 16"x11"
$20.95
Due to circumstances beyond our control, our butler and maid have
resigned.
Your cooperation in helping to keep this place clean will be greatly
appreciated.
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#319 9 ½"x12"
19.95
WARNING!
You've just entered a television viewing area. Be prepared for
sudden outbursts (especially during football season.)
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#2467 7"x16"
$19.95
Save Water.
Shower with a friend.
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#2465 7"x16"
$19.95
This is a self cleaning kitchen.
Clean up after yourself.
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#2801 7"x16"
$19.95
MY HOUSE.
MY REMOTE!
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#1389 11"x14"
$19.95
How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're
on.
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#2595 7"x16"
$19.95
Don't Even
THINK
Of Smoking In Here!
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#2717 7"x16"
$19.95
Your mom doesn't work here.
Pick up after yourself.
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#441 14"x11" (Chalkboard) $19.95
The Sitter's Friend
Chalk Board to show where you are and who to
call
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#2921 14"x11"
$19.95
DID YOU TAKE YOUR PILL TODAY?
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#238 14"x11"
34.95
DO YOU HAVE YOUR
homework, lunch, keys, jacket, permission slip, instrument, gym bag,
money, and oh yes, don't forget your SMILE.
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