Around the House
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#2003     7"x16"      $19.95
So maybe it's not
HOME SWEET HOME
...Adjust!
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#1909     9 ½"x12"      $19.95
If you're smoking in here you'd better be on Fire!
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#4050   14"x11"   $19.95

If MOM ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
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#3080     11"x14"      19.95
Harassing the cook will definitely result in smaller portions.
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#2475   7"x16"      $19.95
Sit long. Talk much.
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#2210   11"x14"      $19.95
A messy home is a sign of character.
(You should see the characters who live here!)
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#2472  7"x16"      $19.95
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after 3 days.
-Ben Franklin
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#2375  7"x16"      $19.95

BE NICE OR GET OUT!
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#2466  7"x16"      $19.95
HELP WANTED:
SEE MOM
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 #3078     11"x14"      29.95
Personalized Your Name
Taxi Service
Open 24 hours - Pick up & delivery
Advance Notice Appreciated
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#2473  7"x16"      $19.95
The early bird
gets his own breakfast.

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#1422   11"x14"      $19.95
Laugh and the world laughs with you.  Snore and you sleep alone.
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#1352  7"x16"      $19.95
RETIREMENT:
TWICE AS MUCH HUSBAND -
HALF AS MUCH MONEY.
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#2730  7"x16"      $19.95
OLD AGE IS NOT FOR SISSIES.
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#2587  7"x16"      $19.95
SCREW
the Golden Years
 
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#1351  9 ½"x12"      $19.95
I'm not over the hill.
I'm just on the back nine.
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#2586  7"x16"      $19.95
Old age and treachery always triumph over youth and skill.
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#1417  11"x14"      $19.95
If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
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#2718  11"x14"      $19.95
This is a classy joint.
Act respectable.
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#2464  7"x16"      $19.95
Warning!!!
You are about to enter a teenage zone.
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#2724   7"x16"      $19.95
Keep this kitchen clean. EAT OUT
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#2722  7"x16"      $19.95
My other home is in Tahiti.
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#2715  11"x14"      $19.95
God Bless This Mess
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#2723  7"x16"      $19.95
My other home is in Paris.
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#323 Key Rack   7"x18"     $29.95
Do Yourself A Favor
KEYS
Hang Them Here
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#3101   11.5"x11"      $31.95
(ADDRESS PLAQUE)
Personalized
Your House Number and Name
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#337      7"x18"    $19.95
Never, But Never Question The
COOK'S Judgement
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#2915   16"x11"      $20.95
Due to circumstances beyond our control, our butler and maid have resigned.
Your cooperation in helping to keep this place clean will be greatly appreciated.
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#319  9 ½"x12"      19.95
WARNING!
You've just entered a television viewing area.  Be prepared for sudden outbursts (especially during football season.)
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#2467  7"x16"     $19.95
Save Water.
Shower with a friend.
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#2465  7"x16"     $19.95
This is a self cleaning kitchen.
Clean up after yourself.
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#2801   7"x16"      $19.95
MY HOUSE. MY REMOTE!
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#1389  11"x14"      $19.95
How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
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#2595  7"x16"      $19.95
Don't Even THINK Of Smoking In Here!
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#2717  7"x16"      $19.95
Your mom doesn't work here.
Pick up after yourself.
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#441   14"x11" (Chalkboard)   $19.95
The Sitter's Friend
Chalk Board to show where you are and who to call
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#2921  14"x11"      $19.95
DID YOU TAKE YOUR PILL TODAY?
 
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#238   14"x11"      34.95
DO YOU HAVE YOUR
homework, lunch, keys, jacket, permission slip, instrument, gym bag, money, and oh yes, don't forget your SMILE.
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