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#2938    7"x16"     $19.95
I ONLY PLAY GOLF ON DAYS THAT END IN "Y."

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#0914   11"x14"   $19.95

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course.

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#0909  9 ½"x12"   $19.95
I shoot gold in the 70's.  When it gets any colder than that, I quit.
 

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#2024    9 ½"x12"     $19.95
I found a wood that can lower my score.  It's called a pencil.

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        #0459   7"x16"   $19.95
The dilemma of golf.
Addiction to the game (increases)
Strength and coordination (decreases)
(over years of age)
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#0497   9 ½"x12"   $19.95
PUBLIC NOTICE
This is the office of an AVID GOLFER.
If it's a nice day, chances are good I won't be here.

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#2988     18"x14"      $44.95
Personalized Your Name
19th HOLE
UNWIND - RELAX - ENJOY
Bets Paid.  Golf Stories.  Cold Beer & Snacks

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#3125    11"x14"     $19.95
GOLF -
The game of luck.
The more you play, the luckier you get.

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#2008    7"x16"      $19.95
Old golfers never die they just lose their balls.

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#0912   9 ½"x12"   $19.95
I have never shot a hole-in-one, and anxiously await the day I can give this sign to someone else.

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#0918  11"x14"   $19.95
MISSING! Husband, Car and Golf Clubs.
Reward for Golf Clubs.

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#0488   7"x16"   $19.95
Drive for show -  Putt for dough.

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#3238   9 ½"x12"     $19.95
I hit 2 good balls today.  I stepped on a rake.

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#0468   9 ½"x12"   $19.95
Golf is not a matter of life or death.  It's much more important than that.

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#0354      7"x16"    $19.95
I've spent most of my life playing golf.  The rest of it I've just wasted.

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#0481   9 ½"x12"   $19.95
THE GOLFER
Behold the golfer.  He riseth early in the morning and disturbeth the whole household.  Mighty are his preperations.  He goeth forth full of hope and when the day is spent, he returneth smelling of strong drink and the truth is not in him.

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#0927  9 ½"x12"   $19.95
Golf Is Like Sex
When it's good, it's terrific.  When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

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#0401     7"x18"   $20.95
This is the office of a SERIOUS GOLFER
Please Excuse My Occasional Daydreaming.

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#0472   11"x14"   $19.95
I once gave up golf,
It was the most terrifying weekend of my life.

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#0357      9 ½"x12"    $19.95
A miserable day on the Golf Course still beats a good day at the office.

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#0479   9 ½"x12"   $19.95
He who has the fastest cart never has a bad lie.

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#2638    11"x14"     $19.95
All golfers are required to remove their spikes.

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#0480   11"x14"   $19.95
 
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#0353      11"x14"    $19.95
 
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#2933    7"x16"     $19.95
 
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#2937    16"x11"     $34.95
 
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#2395      11"x14"    $19.95
 
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#2393    9 ½"x12"      $19.95
 
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#2063    9 ½"x12"     $19.95
 
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#3239   11"x14"     $19.95
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#1576   7"x16"      $19.95
 
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#0923  11"x14"   $19.95
 
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