#2966 7"x16"
19.95
Time spent on the water is not deducted from one's lifespan.
#2497 7"x16"
19.95
This is my boat and I'll do as I damn please!
#2965 7"x16"
19.95
NOTICE:
Floggings will continue until morale improves.
#0451 14"x11" 20.95
Never, But Never Question The
CAPTAIN'S
JUDGEMENT
#2387 11"x14"
19.95
NOTICE
STREET GIRLS BRINGING IN SAILORS MUST PAY FOR THEIR ROOMS IN ADVANCE.
#1475 11"x14"
19.95
NOTICE
Marriages performed by the Captain of this vessel are valid only for the
duration of the voyage.
#2971 7"x16"
19.95
Nothing works on an old boat except its owner.
#1572 7"x16"
19.95
TO LIFE BOATS
In Case Of Emergency - Women and Children Load First
#2493 7"x16"
19.95
Old Sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy.
#2970 11"x14"
20.95
THIS IS A PRIVATE DOCK.
#2968 15"x15"x15"
20.95
NO
WAKE
#0154 9 ½"x12" 19.95
Definition
boat (bōt), n. -
-a hole in the surface of the water, into which money is thrown.
#1968 7"x16"
19.95
A bad day spent on the water still beats a good day at work.
#2212 7"x18"
20.95
PRAY TOWARD HEAVEN
BUT ROW TOWARD SHORE!
#2976 7"x16"
19.95
When all else fails, try doing what the captain suggested.
#2972 14"x11"
19.95
NOTICE:
This boat is skippered by the captain. Those of you who object to the
manner in which it is being operated asked to take special note of the bit
of mistletoe hanging off the captain's back belt loop.
#2034 11"x14"
19.95
WE RUN A TIGHT SHIP HERE.
However, lately some of us have been getting tight a little too often!
#0734 9 ½"x12" 19.95
When we're on YOUR boat, we'll do it YOUR way.
#0153 7"x18"
20.95
WARNING
This ship is skippered by a
MEAN OLD BASTARD
#2496 7"x16"
19.95
CAUTION!!!
Falling overboard can ruin your whole day.
#2975 7"x16"
19.95
Please don't put anything this head that hasn't already been consumed.
THANK YOU
