Personalized Wooden Signs for the Fishermen
 

#1373   14"x11"    19.95
-WANTED- GOOD MAN
Must be able to dance, socialize soberly, do household chores, & fix everything.  Must have nice car, & generous disposition.
Include photo of car, & last year's W-2
ALL REPLIES STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
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#0880   14"x11"     19.95
Wanted! GOOD WOMAN
ABLE TO CLEAN, COOK, SEW, DIG WORMS AND CLEAN FISH.  MUST HAVE BOAT AND MOTOR.
PLEASE SEND PICTURE OF BOAT AND MOTOR
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#3246   11"x14"     19.95
Give a Man a Fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a Man to Fish and he will sit in a boat and drink Beer all day.
FISH 24:7
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#3165   7"x16"     19.95
If today was a fish, I'd toss it back.
-Old Song Title
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#3166   9 ½"x12"     19.95
Fish too much? Can't be done.
-Hemingway-
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#1964     7"x16"      19.95
An old fisherman lives here with the finest catch of his life.
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#2948   7"x18"     20.95
FISH CLEANING STATION
No Guts... No Glory...
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#2468     14"x11"      19.95
The Law of Fishing
It is always best just before you get there, and right after you leave.
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#0343      14"x11"    19.95
THE FISHERMAN
Behold the fisherman.  He riseth early in the morning and disturbeth the whole household.  Mighty are his preperations.  He goeth forth full of hope and when the day is spent, he returneth smelling of strong drink and the truth is not in him.
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#2005     7"x18"      20.95
OLD FISHERMAN NEVER DIE
THEY JUST SMELL THAT WAY.
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#0406   7"x18"   20.95
This is the office of a
SERIOUS FISHERMAN
(Please Excuse My Occasional Daydreaming.)
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#1551   11"x22"      20.95
THROUGH THIS DOOR PASS...
THE WORLD'S GREATEST FISHERMEN
Welcome - Relax - Enjoy!
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 #2943   11"x14"     19.95
WARNING:
Unruly children will be used for bait.
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#1559   7"x18"      44.95
( KEY HOLDER )
Miller's FISH CAMP
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#0349      11"x14"    19.95
A wife and a steady job have ruined many a good fisherman.
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#1556   11"x14"      19.95
Fishing
An acquired skill involving baiting, casting, trolling, and jiggling while at the same time cussing, swatting, sweating, and drinking.
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#2213    11"x14"      19.95
REEL MEN
PLAY WITH THEIR FLIES
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#0348      11"x14"    19.95
My Wife Said She Would Leave Me If I Didn't Give Up Fishing.  DAMN, I'm sure going to miss that girl.
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#0344      7"x16"    19.95
A miserable day out fishing still beats a good day at the office.
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#2031   7"x16"     19.95
A fishing line has a hook at one end and an optimist at the other!
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#2486    7"x16"      19.95
I'd rather be FISHING.
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#2951   7"x16"     19.95
A fish is far too valuable to be caught just once.
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#2950   7"x18"    20.95
Never, But Never Question The
FISHING GUIDE'S
JUDGEMENT
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#2478    11"x14"      19.95
I got a new fishing rod for my wife.
Best trade I ever made!
 
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#0350      11"x14"    19.95
Fishing is not a matter of life or death.
It is much more important than that.
 
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#3249   11"x14"     19.95
I got a new fishing rod for my husband.  Best trade I ever made!
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#2483    11"x14"      19.95
MISSING:
Husband, fishing pole & dog.
Reward for Dog.
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#1918     11"x14"      19.95
Give a man fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll have to buy a boat!
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#2480    7"x16"      19.95
Cast away your troubles...Go Fishing.
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#2481    7"x16"      19.95
So many fish... So little time...
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#2039   11"x14"    19.95
FISHERMAN'S CREED
Early to bed, early to rise, fish all day, make up lies.
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#2476    11"x14"      19.95
I'll do it tomorrow.
Today, I'm going FISHING
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#0346      7"x16"    19.95
I've spent most of my life fishing.  The rest of it I've just wasted.
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#2489    7"x16"      19.95
Everybody should believe in something.  I believe I'll go fishing.
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#1557   9 ½"x12"      19.95
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
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#0347      7"x16"    19.95
Time spent fishing is not deducted from one's lifespan.
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#2482    7"x16"      19.95
Born to FISH Forced to WORK.
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#2677   11"x14"    19.95
Work Sucks. I'm going FISHIN'.
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#2081   11"x14"    19.95
Walk softly and carry a big fish.
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