Wooden Signs for Office or any Work Place
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#0384 11"x14" 19.95
WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL
Firings will continue until morale improves. |
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#0832 9 ½"x12" 19.95
Lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on mine. |
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#0489 9 ½"x12" 19.95
If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes.
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#1425 7"x16" 19.95
The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased. Sometimes it gets
replaced.
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#1651 9 ½"x12" 19.95
If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be
a $10 CHARGE just for putting up with you.
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#1880 11"x14" 19.95
We shoot every third salesman who walks into this place.
The second salesman just left.
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#2043 11"x14" 19.95
I've got a million things to do...
and you're not one of them.
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#0399 11"x14" 19.95
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
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#2402 7"x18" $34.95
My Mind Will Be
CLOSED
Today
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#2828 14"x11" 19.95
WARNING
This is the office of a proud
DEMOCRAT
So if you want to start something -
You'd better have your facts straight.
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#2821 14"x11" 19.95
WARNING
This is the office of a proud
REPUBLICAN
So if you want to start something -
You'd better have your facts straight.
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#1538 9 ½"x12" 19.95
A cluttered desk is a sign of genius.
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#2829 11"x14" 19.95
Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket? |
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#1083 9 ½"x12" 19.95
Do you want to talk to the man in charge, or to the woman who knows what's
going on?
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#2430 14"x11" 19.95
I only have time to help one person per day, and unfortunately today isn't
your day.
Tomorrow is not looking too good for you either.
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#1408 18"x11" 19.95
Open most days about 9 or 10.
Occasionally as early as 7,
and sometimes as late as 12 or 1.
We close about 5:30 or 6.
Occasionally about 4 or 5, and sometimes as late as midnight, or later.
On somedays we're not here at all, but lately we've been here a lot, unless
we're not here.
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#2017 11"x14" 19.95
CAUTION:
The toes you step on today might be connected to the ass you're kissing
tomorrow. |
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#2990 7"x16" 19.95
And just how may I screw you over today?
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#0129 7"x18" 20.95
This office observes a policy of
NO SMOKING
Your cooperation is appreciated. |
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#0833 9 ½"x12" 19.95
Don't talk about yourself.
We'll do that after you leave. |
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#2044 7"x16" 19.95
To err is human, to forgive is not our policy. |
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#2087 12"Diameter 19.95
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#2726 7"x16" 19.95
I'm not deaf...
I'm IGNORING you! |
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#2405 7"x16" 19.95
And you're telling me this because??? |
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#2815 11x14 19.95
My cow died,
so I don't need
YOUR BULL! |
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#2004 11"x14" 19.95
Cows may come and cows may go, but the Bull in this place goes on forever.
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#1917 11"x14" 19.95
It's a
DOG eat DOG
world,
and I'm wearing my
MILKBONE SHORTS |
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#3081 11"x14" 19.95
I've only got one nerve left.
Don't get on it!
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#0859 7"x16" 19.95
REMEMBER
CASH IN MUST EXCEED CASH OUT. |
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#2407 11"x14" 19.95
Analysis Before Action -
Gen'l George Custer got word of a gathering of Indians at the Little Big
Horn.
The rest is history.
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#1080 9 ½"x12" 19.95
People can be divided into 3 basic groups:
-Those who make things happen.
-Those who watch things happen.
Those who wonder what happened. |
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#0377 7"x16" 19.95
Bad spellers of the world, untie! |
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#1530 7"x16" 19.95
Asking dumb questions is much easier than correcting dumb mistakes.
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#0222 7"x18" 20.95
Never, But Never Question The
BOSS'S
JUDGEMENT |
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#2027 7"x16" 19.95
I get plenty of exercise...
-Jumping to conclusions
-Pushing my luck
-Dodging deadlines |
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#1919 11"x14" 19.95
COME OVER TO MY SIDE OF THE ARGUMENT.
The view is so clear from here. |
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#2832 7"x16" 19.95
PANIC NOW.
AVOID THE RUSH! |
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#2374 7"x16" 19.95
I'm out of bed and dressed.
What more do you want? |
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#2826 7"x16" 19.95
You can ask me for anything you like...
except time.
-Napoleon |
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#2399 7"x16" 19.95
Go fascinate someone else. |
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#2406 14"x11" 19.95
It's not the employer who pays the wages.
The employer only handles the money.
It's the customer who pays the wages.
Henry Ford |
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#2208 11"x14" 19.95
A messy office is a sign of character.
(You should see the characters who work here!) |
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#2833 7"x16" 19.95
WORK
is a four letter word. |
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#2830 7"x16" 19.95
DON'T WALK
When You Can Run |
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#2835 11"x14" 19.95
It's not whether you win or lose.
It's how you place the blame. |
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#3012 11"x14" 19.95
You've obviously
MISTAKEN
me for someone who
CARES |
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#2401 7"x16" 19.95
Thank you for not being perky. |
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#2403 7"x16" 19.95
I'm not bossy,
I JUST HAVE BETTER IDEAS. |
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#2014 7"x16" 19.95
TO ERR IS HUMAN...
To really foul things up requires a computer. |
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#2086 7"x16" 19.95
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way. |
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#2410 7"x16" 19.95
Time to get
ORGANIZED. |
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#2418 7"x16" 19.95
Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time. |
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#2424 7"x16" 19.95
If it's not on paper,
it doesn't exist. |
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#2411 7"x16" 19.95
When all else fails,
TRY DOING WHAT
THE BOSS SUGGESTED |
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#2419 7"x16" 19.95
A NEAT DESK IS THE
SIGN OF A SICK MIND. |
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#2822 7"x16" 19.95
Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.
-Thomas Edison |
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#2421 7"x16"
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NOTHING
IS EASY |
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#2666 5"x18" 19.95
Get Over It |
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#2991 11"x14" 19.95
Thank you for keeping this a work-free environment.
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#2009 11"x14" 19.95
When you're being run out of town, Get out in front and make it look like a
parade. |
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#2992 7"x16" 19.95
I work 40 hours a week to be this poor??? |
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#2408 7"x16" 19.95
MEASURE TWICE,
CUT ONCE. |
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#3008 7"x16" 19.95
Errors have been made.
Others will be blamed. |
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#2993 7"x16" 19.95
I pretend to work,
They pretend to pay me. |
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#2997 7"x16" 19.95
I got out of bed for this? |
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#2037 11"x14" 19.95
State your business, then go quietly and no one will get hurt. |
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#2994 7"x16" 19.95
And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be??? |
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#0871 11"x14" 19.95
Caution!!!
My secretary can go from zero to bitch in 4.1 seconds. |
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#2996 11"x14" 19.95
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to
succeed is to always try "just one more time."
Thomas Edison |
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#2995 7"x16" 19.95
Can I trade this job for
What's behind door #2? |
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#2816 7"x16" 19.95
If you can't beat them,
join them,
then beat them! |
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#2824 7"x16" 19.95
There is no substitute for hard work.
Thomas Edison |
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#2423 7"x16" 19.95
The one sitting, contributing nothing is the supervisor. |
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#2428 7"x16" 19.95
Never underestimate the power of stupidity. |
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#2783 7"x16" 19.95
I'll do it tomorrow.
I've already made enough mistakes today. |
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#3009 7"x16" 19.95
For this
I went to college??? |
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#2426 7"x16" 19.95
Make someone happy today...
Mind your own business. |
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#2581 7"x16" 19.95
You want it when? |
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#2429 7"x16" 19.95
The most learned are those who seek advice. |
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#4022 11"x14" 19.95
Pompei's Mt. Vesuvius
The Chicago Fire
The Titanic
The Johnstown Flood
What Can I do For You? |
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#2427 7"x16" 19.95
Nobody really knows what is going on around here.
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#2737 7"x16 19.95
When all else fails...
Read the directions. |
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#2376 7"x16" 19.95
The only difference between this place and the titanic is the TITANIC HAD A
BAND.
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