Wooden Pub, Tavern, Restaurant or Home Bar Signs
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#3163 7"x16" 19.95
Yes, I'll give up beer, when they pry the can out of my cold dead hand. |
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#0434 7"x18" 20.95
Never But Never Question The
BARTENDER'S
Judgement |
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#0288 7"x18" 20.95
WARNING
The barmaid is a BITCH. |
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#1408 18"x11" 19.95
BUSINESS HOURS
Open most days about 9 or 10.
Occasionally as early as 7, and sometimes as late as 12 or 1.We close about 5:30 or 6.
Occasionally about 4 or 5, and sometimes as late as midnight, or later.
On somedays we're not here at all, but lately we've been here a lot, unless
we're not here. |
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#3018 18"x11" 19.95
For Those of You Who Like This Sort Or Place
This Is The Sort Of Place You Like
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#0260 11"x14" 19.95
Rules of the Tavern
- No Peddlin'
- No Politikin'
- No Preachin' |
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#1217 7"x16" 19.95
NO SHIRT -
NO SHOES -
NO PANTS -
NO SERVICE
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#1231 9 ½"x12" 19.95
Everyone who enters this place makes us happy.
Some when they arrive; some when they leave. |
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#2336 11"x14" 19.95
Damn Good Beer Served Here. |
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#1533 7"x16" 19.95
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at bill
collectors...and miss. |
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#1272 7"x16" 19.95
If you're drinking to forget, please pay in advance. |
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#2727 7"x16" 19.95
BEWARE of pickpockets and loose women.
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#0223 7"x18"
20.95
This Place Never Runs Out Of
BEER
Can I get you one?
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#3067 11"x14"
19.95
Beer is not a matter of life or death. It is much more important than
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#2045 7"x16" 19.95
EXPRESS LANE
TWO BEER MAXIMUM
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#0265 7"x18"
20.95
WARNING
The bartender is a MEAN OLD BASTARD
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#4030 7"x16" 19.95
NEVER accept a beer from a urologist. |
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#3070 11"x14"
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To My Drinking Friends
Please stay within your limits...I've got enough problems. |
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#3069 9 ½"x12"
19.95
Don't cry over spilled milk. It could have been beer. |
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#2455 7"x16"
19.95
Old beer drinkers never dies, they just belly up. |
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#3028 7"x16"
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Used Beer Department |
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#2452 7"x16"
19.95
Save Water
- Drink Beer. |
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#2709 7"x16"
19.95
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. |
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#0263 11"x14" 19.95
Caution!!!
Our waitresses can go from zero to bitch in 4.1 seconds.
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#0290 7"x16" 19.95
Beware of the man who does not drink. |
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#2385 14"x11"
19.95
EAT
PAY
LEAVE |
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#3068 11"x14"
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Caution!!!
I can go from zero to horny in 2.5 beers.
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#2207 11"x14" 19.95
The management wishes to point out that our glasses have no medicinal value
whatsoever. They should not be taken before or after drinking.
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#0296 11"x14" 19.95
Drink Up!
It makes other people more interesting!
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#0191 7"x16" 19.95
If you have a reservation, you're in the wrong place.
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#3164 7"x16" 19.95
Tipping Is Not A Town In China |
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#0295 11"x14" 19.95
When its 3rd and 10, I'll take the beer drinkers over the teetotalers every
time.
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#0193 7"x16" 19.95
If you like home cooking,
Eat at home.
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#0839 7"x18" 20.95
Never, But Never Question The Chef's Judgement
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#0847 11"x14" 19.95
Caution!!!
I can go from zero to bitch in 4.1 seconds.
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#0372 11"x14" 19.95
I've spent most of my money on beer and women. The rest I've just
wasted.
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#0226 9 ½"x12" 19.95
Free Beer
(TOMORROW)
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#0298 11"x14" 19.95
Winning improves your sex life and the taste of beer.
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#0294 7"x16" 19.95
Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
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#1997 11"x14" 19.95
If you were really a good customer, you would order more.
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#2338 11"x14"
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Time spent enjoying beer is not deducted from one's lifespan.
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#2023 11"x14" 19.95
COME IN OR WE'LL BOTH STARVE.
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#1909 9 ½"x12"
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If you're smoking in here you'd better be on Fire!
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#2340 7"x16"
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Beer Me Up,
Scotty! |
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#0833 9 ½"x12" 19.95
Don't talk about yourself. We'll do that after you leave. |
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#1921 7"x16"
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Beer.
Cheap buzz. Enough said.
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#1539 7"x16" 19.95
In God we trust. All others cash or plastic. |
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#1925 7"x16"
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BEER
The cure for morning breath. |
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#1266 7"x16"
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Buy American ~ Eat Here - |
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#2079 7"x16" 19.95
A great meal takes time. Your order will be ready in a few minutes. |
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#2345 9 ½"x12"
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Beer is the answer, but I can't remember the question.
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#2341 7"x16"
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got beer? |
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#2379 11"x14"
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If we don't take care of our customers someone else will. |
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#2375 7"x16" 19.95
BE NICE
OR
GET OUT! |
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#2062 11"x14" 19.95
MABLE, MABLE, GET OFF THE TABLE. THE TWO BUCKS IS FOR THE BEER. |
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#1978 9 ½"x12" 19.95
Beer:
So much more than just a Breakfast Drink |
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#1910 11"x14"
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24 hours in a day.
24 beers in a case.
Coincidence...Maybe. |
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#2083 7"x18" 20.95
If your wife doesn't understand you,
Why should the Barmaid? |
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#2035 11"x14" 19.95
Phone Excuse Charges
25¢ - He just left.
50¢ - Haven't seen him all day.
$1.00 - Never heard of the guy. |
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#2377 7"x16"
19.95
Stick around -
The next round is on you. |
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#2334 11"x14"
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There are 2 kinds of people. Those who enjoy beer, and the rest of you
poor bastards. |
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#2454 11"x14"
19.95
I got a case of beer for my wife. Best trade I ever made! |
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#2219 11"x14"
19.95
NOTICE:
Customers who think our waitresses are rude should speak to the manager. |
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#2446 7"x16"
19.95
There is no strong beer.
Only weak men. |
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