Signs for
Men & Women
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#2231 11"x14" 19.95
It's OK to giggle between the sheets, just don't point. |
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#3173 7"x16" 19.95
Have you hugged your husband today? |
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#3174 7"x16" 19.95
Have you hugged your wife today? |
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#2622 7"x16" 19.95
Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil... |
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#2849 7"x16" 19.95
Don't just stand there...
KISS ME! |
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#2021 7"x16" 19.95
Love is blind and marriage is a real eye-opener! |
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#2217 7"x16" 19.95
If you can laugh at him, you can live with him. |
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#0834 7"x16" 19.95
Sex is better than jogging and you don't need special shoes.
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#1422 11"x14"
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
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#1083 11"x14"
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Do you want to talk to the man in charge, or the woman who knows what's
going on?
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#3261 14"x11" 19.95
No woman has ever shot a man while he was washing the dishes. |
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#2371 7"x16" 19.95
Too much sex
BLURS YOUR VISION
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#2022 7"x18" 20.95
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 2:00 a.m.. |
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#1416 7"x16" 19.95
ALIMONY
The high cost of leaving.
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#0292 11"x14" 19.95
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an
acquaintance, or a stranger.
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#3260 11"x14" 19.95
PLEASE BE ADVISED
Two adults live here. One is a wonderful woman. The other is a
Mean Old Bastard.
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#2065 11"x14" 19.95
I still miss my Ex, but my aim is improving.
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#2845 14"x11" 19.95
Sex on T.V. can't hurt as long as you don't fall off. |
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#2013 7"x16" 19.95
When God made man she was only joking.
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#4001 7"x16" 19.95
I HAVE PMS AND A HANDGUN -
any questions?
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#1373 14"x11"
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WANTED
GOOD MAN
Must be able to dance, socialize soberly, do household chores, & fix
everything. Must have nice car, & generous disposition.
Include photo of car & last year's
W-2
ALL REPLIES STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
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#0880 14"x11" 19.95
WANTED!
GOOD WOMAN
Able to clean, cook, dew, dig worms and clean fish. Must have boat and
motor.Please Send Picture of boat and Motor.
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#2848 11"x14" 19.95
The rooster may crow but the hen delivers the goods.
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#4002 7"x16" 19.95
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. |
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#2215 7"x16"
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I WOKE UP GROUCHY,
but he went back to sleep. |
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#2578 7"x16" 19.95
WARNING
An old bitch lives here. |
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#2577 7"x16" 19.95
Warning, an old bastard lives here.
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