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Novelty Gift for Home, Office, Friends, Relatives or Co-Workers $7.99
Deliver your message of love, hate, attitude or just for fun.
Dimensions: 4 ½"(Height) x 3 ½" (Base)
made to the same standards as the street safety cones
Click any picture to see a larger picture of
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The Road to Success is Always Under Construction
#001 |
Girls Rule
#002
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Back Away From My Desk
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Give Me Coffee and
Nobody Gets Hurt
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You Can't Fix Stupid
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The Best Never Rest
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Talk to the Cone
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I Drive Way Too Fast
To
Worry About Cholesterol
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Of Course I Can Handle A Crisis.
Hell, I Create
Them!
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When Life Gives You
Lemons, Ask For Tequila & Salt
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Will Work For Beer
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Coffee Isn't Helping
Get the Jumper Cables
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Did We Forget our Meds?
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Give Me Chocolate
and Nobody Gets Hurt
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Gone Crazy - Back
Soon
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I Don't Do Mornings
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I See Dumb People
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If today is the first day of the rest of my life,
I'm toast
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It is Our Company Policy to Blame the Computer
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Sarcasm is Just One of the Services We Offer
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There is No Job so
Simple For Our Staff to Complicate
#053
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Old Farts Rule
#056
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Official Beer Taster
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Driver Carries No
Cash.
Wife and Kids Have It All
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You Miss, You Mop
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Caution: Chaos Zone
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Caution: Slacker
Zone
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What Part of NO
Don't You Understand?
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Please Extricate
Your
Rectally Impacted Cranium
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Girls Kick Butt
#073
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Born to Fish, Forced
to Work
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Born to Hunt, Forced to Work
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Children Are Spoiled Because You Can't Spank
Grandparents
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If Guns Are
Outlawed, How Will We Shoot the Liberals?
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It's All About Me
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Lord, Help Me Be The
Person My Dog Thinks I Am
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And Your Whiny Stink
Butt Opinion Would Be?
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Born to Golf, Forced to Work
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Golf is Like Sex,
You Don't Have to be Good at It to Like It
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Dogs Have Owners,
Cats Have Staff
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God Promises A Safe
Landing, Not A Calm Passage
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Oh No, Not Another
Learning Experience
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Success Comes in Cans,
Not Cants
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Great Women Working
#504
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Success Occurs When
Opportunity Meets Preparation
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Don't Make Me Get
Out My Flying Monkeys!
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I Don't Do Perky
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#1 Dad
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#1 Grandma
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#1 Grandpa
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#1 Mom
#228 |
# 1 Teacher
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I Love You Dad
#242 |
I Love You Mom
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I Used to Have a
Life, But Then
I Got A Computer and a Modem
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Ignorance should be painful!
#253
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God Loves You, and
I'm Really Trying
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No Smoking
#330
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So Many Women
None as Good as Mine
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Shock Me
Say Something Intelligent
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Designated Drinker
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Designated Driver
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I'm Not Speeding,
I'm Qualifying
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Do Not Disturb,
I'm Disturbed Enough Already
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Of Course I Can Handle Any Crisis, I'm A Mom
#398 |
Drink Till She's
Cute
#406
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Practice Practice Practice
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